Features

What is this Features page you speak of? I am here for the reviews only!

Yes, yes, but hear me out.

I know you mostly come here to read about which books to avoid and which to devour immediately. But this website is so much more than that.

Yeah, your reviews are also pretty entertaining to read. So even if I wasn’t planning on reading the book, reading your review is still worth it.

Hear me out, you can still… Oh, thank you. How nice of you to say. Anyway as I was saying-

You also have a comment section where I can talk to my new-found friends and talk about my favorite and least favorite books.

Yes, that’s one of the good features of my site. I mean, an important reason why you are here is to see if I agree with your point of views. Like that Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover should be erased from existence. However, I’m trying to tell you about-

Oh, you also have that contact form right? I can send you a book recommendation and you’ll read and review it. Tell me if it’s worth it?

Yes, you can do that as well. I’ll be happy to review whatever you send me. Can we just talk about this page for one minute-

What about-?

Shut up.

Anyway, this page will include whatever my little brain come sup with and thinks could be fun. For example, you come to talk about your favorite books, what to read you favorite lines again? Check out one of my quotes features The Duke And I by Julia Quinn. It’s an entire list of lines that are worth repeating.

Do you want to read about a specific trope and need a recommendation? I’ll combine a list of different tropes and post them here AND link my reviews so you know if it is recommended to you.

I mean, do we really need this? I think the reviews are enough. This is kinda useless...

Can I exchange you for someone more positive and easier to convince?

Oh, it’s funny and informative texts about my favorite books?

Count me in.

That’s better.